he loves me; he loves me not

[Mitty]

M I T T Y
17, bold, and beautiful
rather in love with himself, but in lust with everyone else

Needs the following:
+-slaves friends
+-many people who do not love him and are therefore enemies
+-a lover or two, maybe one he actually loves[/color]

[Trigger [Shotner]]

i'll be a loverrrr if you want.

[Mitty]

that's beautiful. that entitles you the rights to Mitty not treating you like complete shit. -hands certificate of accomplishment-

[Trigger [Shotner]]

-takes certificate and hangs it on wall beside other certificates-
it's fits perfectly